faggoblin

The same as a cockgoblin but only funnier . . .

John just can stay away from Jack man that dude is such a faggoblin . . .

by AgentZero January 3, 2008

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.

John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.

by lkelly845 April 25, 2010

Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.

Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response

by Free Mansons October 17, 2010

hobgoblin

To hobgoblin is for a man to perform oral sex on a woman while she is driving his drunken ass home from the bar. Essentially it is the same as road head for a guy.

Tom totally pulled a hobgoblin on that chick from the pub last night.

by TN Woman's Suffrage Group January 2, 2009

Hobgoblin

A person marked by excessive consumption of everything.

"Graham, stop hobgoblinning all the peppers!!"

by swaggynagy May 30, 2014

foobling

Calmly telling your limbs that you will attack them if they don't work.

*your knee randomly collapses*

Laney- okay. If you DON'T STAY STILL then I will kick those metal containers and whack you with a hammer. Yes. I'm foobling with you right now baby.

by Raven_CD August 28, 2022

Bobgoblin

Someone who, when they go out to dinner and/or bowling with old friends, is required to pay all of the costs for every person involved.

Hey, Chelsea, you're the bobgoblin!!!

by Homeschool Bowling February 23, 2008