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sir fluff

Amazing animator that i would watch 24/7
Did you see that video sir fluff posted? It was amazing!
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Fliff

Slang term for money, especially money cast about in a casual manner, such as when buying rounds of drinks for people you don't know or even dislike, just to make yourself feel like the life of the party.

Seems to have been invented by comic genious brad neely.
"Professor Brother was the life of the science department's big Oppenheimer piñata party. That is, until the fliff throwing came to an abrupt end."

"A true Patriarch knows how to rock out with his fliff out."
by Patriarch917 June 20, 2007
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prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
by Construction Guy December 23, 2013
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Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.
this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff
by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018
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fecal fluff

I gave him/her a good fecal fluff last night.
by Putthoff January 14, 2017
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fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.
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fluffed it

I had an interview but I fluffed it
by tbt123 October 24, 2014
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