Flatusgasted

affected with sudden and great wonder or surprise when someone rips a surprise fart
derived from flabbergasted

Samantha: I was flatusgasted when Ana ripped a lousy stanky fart

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Fluturated

Saturated with fluids. Opposite of thirsty.

After drinking a carton of milk, I felt totally fluturated.

by jizzmaster 69 May 26, 2011

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Flatusphere

The sphere around the buttocks where flatulence is excreted.

My flatusphere is greater than yours!

by FreakShelly April 4, 2009

Flatus

Not to be confused with the term "flatus", meaning fart gases, this word with the same spelling is pronounced "FLAW-TOOSE". Multiple meanings, but basically the Alaskan equivalent of the Hawaiian "Aloha".

Can be used to mean tired, drunk, bad or unfortunate. Also can be used as a greeting to say hello or goodbye. See examples below.

How was the football game? Man, it was flatus!

by Megaflatus November 22, 2010

fluous

n. the required or sufficient amount; without excess. (from fluere: to flow, in Indo-European roots)

I will do only the fluous amount of work neccessary to acheive a passing grade for this class.

by Alessandro, Megan, and John April 2, 2005

fluctus

verb.
Getting to big for your brigdes and heading of in your own direction without thinking trough the concequences.

Man, those assholes really pulled a fluctus!

by Stein15 December 7, 2015