flusterefucked

Broken

I am so flusterefucked this week.

by bumble bee n peanut May 8, 2014

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

flustercuck

when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle

guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that

by SloppiToppionDaddy69420 April 22, 2021

Fustercluck

An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.

Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.

by Thetwins April 12, 2012

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Flustercuck

An even more fucked up clusterfuck.

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!

by O+C September 13, 2022