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Flerb

A flerb is a form of measurement. The equation for flerbs changes daily. They are so many variables in the equation that there is no way for you to figure out what those variables stand for, thus making the measurement useless. The measurement might be useless, but flerbs are vary useful for writing on math tests when you don't know the answer. That number of flerbs might be equal to the answer of the question.
"Today's equation for flerbs is - (a + b) - arc length of semicircle x volume of box."

The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.
by track.fruit22 June 1, 2021
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Feuer Frei

One of Rammstein's most popular and well-known songs, first released in 2001 on their album Mutter and having gained mainstream recognition due to an appearance on the movie xXx. The song's title basically means "Fire freely!" in German (used in the sense of "fire at will" by German soldiers during combat). Live performances of this song highlight the band's unmitigated passion for flames and burning eruptions, which further cements the mainstream's misinterpretation of this song as being directly associated with fire. But the far worse twist of n00bism is any idiot that refers to the song as "BANG BANG!" (which just happens to be the following line in the song's chorus, after "Feuer Frei!"). There aren't many ways for Rammstein to be degraded even further by the sheer, undeniable ignorance of the mainstream masses, but calling them "Rob Zombie clones" is certainly one of them. Any real fan of Rammstein's music would recognize that the depth, musical talent and plain kick-ass rhythms of these w00t Germans would (and should) be insulted by comparing them to Rob Zombie, so please disregard the last definition written for this entry.
"Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt,
vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt,
Ein Funkenstoß,
in ihren Schoß,
Ein heißer Schrei,
FEUER FREI!"
by Alhadis May 21, 2006
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Flerspective

a fictional magical property of persepective believed to be true by flat earth proponents to explain why the bottoms of distant objects can't be seen without admitting that the earth is sphere
You can't see the Roger's Centre across Lake Ontarion from Niagara-on-the-Lake because of flerspective.
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Fleur

A fleur is an AMAZING girl you wouldn't ever want to loose and if you did, you would regret it. She has a smile like nobody else and it's impossible for you not to smile when she does, it's absolutely contagious. She's always there for you even if it's 3am. She will always talk to you and without her you would be lost
by yeet yo yo yeet August 28, 2019
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Flermin

A more appropriate term for the slack-jawed mental midgets that failed all science classes so hard that they believe is an idea debunked over 2000 years ago that the planet we live on is flat!
Flermin wanna believe in something opposite to the fucking photographic evidence we have since the 60s, they should be sterilized
by zerocool6687 April 19, 2018
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FLERMIN

These people are nothing but Flermin.
by Broad Earth December 8, 2016
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fleurgasm

1. The intense feeling of satisfaction one gets after Marc-Andre Fleury plays an amazing game for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

2. The general feeling of joy after seeing Marc-Andre Fleury and/or hearing his name.
"Wow. I just had the best fleurgasm."


"38 saves?! That was the most intense fleurgasm ever."
by Toews1919 March 9, 2009
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