Pube Flosser

When a bitch from New Orleans whose gots an afro in her jeans gets eatin out by a black man with a white cock named Ray Ray and when Ray Ray is finished he smiles and he has dat bitches pubes all up in his teef.

Yo Ray Ray...You eat dat bitch out?
(Ray Ray Smiles)
Damn son you gots a grip of pubes all up in yo grill...DAMN!

by The motha fuckin G lit and A trat fo real bitches... (I fucked yo mama...bitch) September 10, 2004

Flopster

A person who is gay or annoying in any way.

"My teacher gives me homework every day."
"Wow, he sounds like a real flopster."

by The Un-Flopster March 15, 2009

dental flosser

a guy who doesn't shave down there

a sucked his d, and omg, he was a dental flosser.

by crashhhhhh April 16, 2011

flosser

someone who flosses their ass with a shoelace

dude are you flossing your ass with a shoelace

by the one and only shmian May 10, 2005

false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011