monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

Alabama flossing

When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.

Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."

by Terio Marin May 14, 2016

Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.

Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.

by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018

Ass Flossing

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass

I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.

by [Maze] September 30, 2005

Mitt-flopping

Taking both sides, and or flipping sides constantly to meet your audiences needs.

Mitt Romney is a professional Mitt-flopper, he will take both sides of any topic. He is good at Mitt-flopping.

by Random Characters: wefhweuih March 15, 2012

flossing

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.

Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.

by rip ollie April 20, 2018

Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.

Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.

by servoisgod October 17, 2008