Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

flabergucken

Flabbergasted, shook and trigger put into one word.

She's flabergucken when she saw Harry Styles.

by dawnbreaker3000daisy November 21, 2016

flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

Flabergoffled

Dead inside

i am flabergoffled

by hikierus September 13, 2019

flowergender

being a fucking flower lmao

"i'm flowergender" "what do bees do to y-" (flowergender)

by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

Grangangled Floberknock

The type of person who is just everything that you hate. This person will literally do anything to annoy the absolute crap out of you and this is what you call them.

Person 1: *Does literally anything that annoys you*
Person 2: You're such a grangangled floberknock!

by Effi3 November 14, 2019

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004