Fletch

to preform an unspeakable sexual action, preferably when inebriated.

Dude, I just fletched all over her back!

You wanna fletch?

by MadMadson October 19, 2008

Fletching

Fletching can mean a man eating his own semen out of the anus of his male or female partner, or it can mean a man eating his own semen out of the vagina of his female partner.

Straight man: Do you ever do fletching with your guy?
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!

by chocolate box May 2, 2006

fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!

Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.

by PTakamoo October 11, 2003

Fletch

Game where feaces is pushed out of anus as far a possible before 'sucking' it back in. The winner is the person who can get the 'turtle's head' out the furthest without decapitating it. The losers have to find a shower quickly.

Lets have a game of Fletch.

by Louis69 January 2, 2008

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

Fletch

A sexual predator.

Careful Gina, he's a bit of a fletch.

by Greg_the_zebra March 10, 2009