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Flea dip

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***
"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."
by Touch Down July 9, 2014
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fetal sex

The act of having sex with a pregant woman and going so deep that you actually have sex with the unborn baby.
Dan:"what did you do last night?"
Bernie:"Fetal sex"
Dan:...
Bernie:...
Dan:"gross."
by fklja February 27, 2009
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Rucking Fetard

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.
by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010
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Flea

Bassist for the Chilis. Best bassist ever. THIS MAN IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Balzairy
by Flea Fan March 27, 2003
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Flatacular

A woman who is stunningly attractive but has a tiny bust.
Opposite of "Jugly".
"Hey so really what do you think of my new girlfriend?"
"Dude, she's totally flatacular!"
"Hey! What the hell's that supposed to mean?!"
"Err.. She's totally hot but has tiny ...err ... tits."
"Hey! What the hell!"
by PappyD June 5, 2007
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Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!
by FeyJay January 4, 2011
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silver flea sardine

someone that is nasty, mean, and just a plain old cunt. They also smell very bad like a sardine (hence the name)
Nobody likes this person at all because of varios reasons.
ew oh my god i hate that ugly ass stupid flea sardine.

Did you smell that ?
- yea it was that silver flea sardine.
by xoxoxoxo719 October 9, 2012
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