flada

1. Someone who is mean to dogs, specifically little dogs.
2. The act of being mean to a small dog.

"Look at that flada over there! Oh damn, did you see him just flada that chihuahua?

by Mario M. October 11, 2007

Flanders

The Dutch speaking region of the country Belgium. Inhabitants of this region are called Flemmings (No there isn't a country called "Flemm")The French speaking part of Belgium is called Wallonia.

You are a Lemming??
-No, I am a Flemming, inhabitant of Flanders, the Dutch speaking region of Belgium.

by Momma Roach October 9, 2005

flamdangoed

1.to insert the penis in a thrusting manner
2.a way to knock the bottom out of it
3.to beat it up propper
4.best way to splack them hams

i had a buddy come over and ask a chick why she is limping around and she said i got flamdangoed

guy 1. damn she looks tore up

guy2. haha bet she got flamdangoed

by fatheadj February 10, 2010

Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

Fland

When someone or something falls and lands on you

Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.

by Radioshackgirl January 27, 2018

stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.

*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!

by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006

Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.

The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008