flasting

the act of having sex with someone in the ear.

Me and Edward tried flasting last night. Now my ear hurts...

by bunnisunshine June 1, 2011

Fluting

The sexual act of performing a rim job on a female, while reaching around to play the imaginary flute on her intimate parts.

Mate i played an intricate tune on her fanny last night whilst "fluting"

by VinceWalford October 5, 2011

flatin

you aint hatin but u luv to hate ( u hate undercover)

Dude man Jordan u need to stop flatin so hard

by Raychele January 19, 2008

High-Fluting Economist

1. An economist or talking head who sings the praises of the wealthy corporations while glossing over the miserable state of the working class. This would generally include the majority of all economists since only the wealthy corporations can afford to hire official excuse-makers.

2. Roughly, anyone who tells you to "whistle while you work".

3. One who plays the skin flute for his corporate daddies in exchange for Ass Tokens.

The word 'highfallutin' is based on a midwestern slang pronunciation of high + fluting or flutin'. The adjective is meant to humorously contrast the fancy and ghey sounds of a flautist (flute player) with the seriousness of everything else in the real world.

That high-fluting economist thinks he's really something special in his fancy suit and gold watch. He's just putting lipstick on a pig.

My boss has been listening to that high-fluting economist on Fox News and now he's got the Ayn Rand Effect so I could get fired just for showing up today.

by FLSqueezed July 21, 2011

50/50 flauntin'

verb. A female that only has one feature she continuously flaunts. Therefore, having only half the package (boobs, but no ass or vice versa).

Ghetto girl #1: "Oooooo girllll.....you know that bitch up tight"
Ghetto girl #2: "Look at her, only titty no ass lookin self"
Ghetto girl #1: "Girl you know she 50/50 flauntin'"

by Auntie & Da Bous January 26, 2010

flaunting the towel

To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.

"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.

by ShinichiKudou December 5, 2005

flaucinaucinihilipilification

A misspelling of floccinaucinihilipilification.

Can you believe that guy said flaucinaucinihilipilification when he meant floccinaucinihilipilification? What a wannabe wiseass!

by Mr. Yes September 5, 2008