flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

flapjowler

A person who never stops talking absolute shit

That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!

by visciousvegetables June 2, 2007

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

Flapjackoff

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

by drmyiis May 31, 2017

chocolate flapjack

a large, limp, saggy boob of a person of african american heritage

my, that woman has some chocolate flapjacks

by chocojacks44 November 1, 2008

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019