ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night

"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018

Ned Flanders

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.

Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ned Flanders

A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time

Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders

shutup ned flanders

by ittybittyt April 17, 2019

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009

Screw Flanders

1. A poster a New wOw Order that thinks he is cool but in reality is a one-note tool.
2. What really killed Jesus.
3. A fucktard.

Screw Flanders makes baby Jesus cry.

by Brandon Downard November 25, 2003

Screw Flanders

(noun) a human inflicted with mental retardation that can only find sexual gratification with farm animals.

Hey! What's that humping my cow? Oh, it's just SCREW FLANDERS again.

by William Johnson November 24, 2003