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The Dance of The Flaming Arseholes

A Dance (Now more of a game), This is Now been commonly abbreviated to just Flaming Arseholes.
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)

The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.

There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!

This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.

By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.

The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
John "I did The Dance Of the Flaming Arseholes last night"

Nick "Oh Really what happend?"

John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"
by wenters123 August 31, 2013
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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flaming ass launch

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
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flaming anaconda

when having anal sex, the penis skin is torn and becomes inflamed. leaving a painful rash.
gunner got a flaming anaconda from your mom!
by mam2221 May 10, 2010
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flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.
I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!
by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007
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dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.
Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."
by The Sidhe April 29, 2006
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Flaming American

A shot of Bacardi 151 lit on fire and dropped into a cup of Budweiser. Created by rapper Budo. Tested by BIG CHOCOLATE and Grieves. Tastes like burnt hair.
Grieves: "You just gotta pony up and drink that Flaming American".
by ChocolateWasted September 9, 2011
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