flabbergasmic

an astonished response hovering between excruciating pain and intense pleasure

Pedro's reaction to winning the lottery was flabbergasmic

by drellaluna565 December 14, 2008

Flabbergasm

When something so retarded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you orgasm

Dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm

by Howudern January 25, 2011

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.

You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.

by cameocady February 20, 2013

flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.

Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.

by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009