Egg Flickers

A awesome band that throws eggs at their fans but throws frozen eggs at the haters.

Why you hatin on them Egg Flickers man!? They dope as fuck!

by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

Soggy Flickers

A set of really saggy tits.

Big Kath sure has some soggy flickers!

by Cricufrenfry October 18, 2018

Flaker

Someone who does not show up when they had previously stated they will. Also, someone who has no intention of showing up, but acts like they will or want to show up only to mess with your feelings.

Simona is a flaker, she said she wanted to catch the game, but she met up with her real friends instead.

by Oppa's Club May 1, 2012

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

Kolecki Flicker

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.

"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."

by bo the dog September 16, 2013

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009

waka-flockery

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.

that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY

by jbizthamc May 12, 2011