Emotionally flacid

When you can't get it up anymore emotionally. Numb to all emotions.

She's so emotionally flacid that she can't care anymore

by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017

flacid folly

When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.

If your dick isnt hard try the flacid folly.

by Dangerzone January 21, 2007

flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox May 2, 2014

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.

Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.

by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017

Rock flacid

When you are paralyzed from the waist down. You want to get rock hard but resort to rock flacid.

She was grinding on my wheel chair and I was extremely rock flacid.

by Kingrobotic666 September 16, 2018

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019