flabberpuss

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

flubbernutter

Small creature that looks likes a pebble. Belonging in the species: Idontknows. Characterized by 4 legs on top, 4 legs on bottom and 1 leg on each side.

There is a flubbernutter city in my backyard.

by cul de sac kids December 16, 2007

Flubbernugget

One with extra flub( fatness) on his or her body. Also used in nicknames Flubby and flubbs. Also referenced in the song Flubalicious.

Billy: What is wrong with you, you flubbernugget?
Joe: I just have extra flubbyness today.

by Ryan21234 January 2, 2009

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flubbernugget

1. nickname of a song made up by saxaphone players from norwin
2. can be used as a statement of unsureness.
3. greeting (of friends that know this word)

1. BAND TEACHER: lets all get out juggernaut and play it.
ME AND FRIEND: (randomly) FLUBBERNUGGET!
BAND TEACHER: what?!
ME AND FRIEND: FLUBBERNUGGET!
WHOLE CLASS: (laughs)
2. WHAT THE FLUBBERNUGGET!
3. YOU: Flubbernugget!
FRIEND: Flubbernugget!

by Sara (a.k.a.) Steele July 2, 2005