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Flawless slayetry

Committing slayetry effectively, without incurring any damage(I.E. none others to outshine you; haters silent). This includes chip damage( even when the haters come, it's not enough to knock you off your pivot).
All over the course of your round of Slaying.

I.E a "perfect win"
Mya: "Did you see Ivanka's outfit the other day at the restaurant the other night?"

Aaliyah: "She's committed Flawless Slayetry the last three times i have seen her!"

Mya: "I'm sure having her boyfriend pay for eveything helps."
by Careful Black Key February 13, 2019
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Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!
by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009
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Flowless

When the flow is looking great. Specifically used for describing a guys hair.
Man, my hair looks flowless right now.
by cpiggs January 20, 2011
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Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
by Paints July 26, 2007
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FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money
by epicwin101 May 18, 2009
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flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.
Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"
by skeeter50 May 31, 2006
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