I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.
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He's a preacher's son, he'd never do a flordia home run, he only has sex in the missionary position.
by Rookiewookie November 19, 2020
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Jimmy: Hey want to do a fordie?
Rob: Sure but lets do it under the table where the council can't see us
Rob: Sure but lets do it under the table where the council can't see us
by Letsgetrowdy November 19, 2013
Get the Fordie mug.The name fjord is a Viking name meaning dangerouse or crazy. Fjord is certainly one of a kind. Although nobody wants to admit it, Fjord is a disappointment. He doesn't need drugs or alcohol, because he is already mentally crazy. Most Fjords are in a mental hospital, if not they soon will be.
"RED ALERT!!! FJORD IS APROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!!"
by Doctor of pie February 24, 2021
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It all started when Pär söndagspetade his näsa to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins. This historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we peta our näsor.
It all started when Pär söndagspetade his näsa to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins. This historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we peta our näsor.
Is your mom ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?
- Hell yeah, Pär will be so proud! I love fjortisperismen!
- Hell yeah, Pär will be so proud! I love fjortisperismen!
by stoltfjortist October 10, 2021
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by Anonymous March 20, 2005
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