Sally Brompton Only Thinks Of The Angel Number Five Thousand And Thirty Five

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Sally Brompton Only Thinks Of The Angel Number Five Thousand And Thirty Five

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Pamela hand and her five friends

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

rosey palm and her five sisters

usually to be a guy's palm and his five fingers, insinuating masturbation

guy 1- so who are you having over tonight?
guy 2- rosey palm and her five sisters

by mandonna October 11, 2008

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

by anon August 18, 2003

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Date Rosy Palm and her five sisters

to masturbate, specifically males.

Dude, did you date Rosy Palm and her five sisters last night?

by Derek M. May 16, 2006