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A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.
Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.
Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.
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Get the fmtysexual mug."Hey, I'm a heterosexual 15yo but it's not cool enough and I decided to identify myself as fictosexual snowflake so I can join the LGBT now and talk about my coolness untill my puberty ends."
by BuffalosLilDoggie February 12, 2018
Get the Fictosexual mug.An Asexual identity where you are attracted to fictional characters. Unfortunately Fictosexuality isn't understood but it should be learned and accepted because there is nothing wrong having a fictional character as a love interest as long if it's not a child or an animal but if the fictional character you simp for is an animal and you fantasize as an animal then you are in the clear.
Me:I'm a Fictosexual and I'm Valid and to the people say I'm not Valid Fuck you
My VRCHAT family and friends: yea you go girl
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing
Me: looks at them what did you say
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing (teases me) what are ya gonna do now
Me: ANGEL ALASTOR KICK THESE ASSES
Fictophobes: (turns around and sees my beloveds)
Angel Dust: (smirks while carrying his tommy gun) who said that our Girlfriend/boyfriend ain't valid
Alastor: who dares says that my beloved Emerald isn't Valid
Fictophobes: oh shit see I told you we shouldn't say anything that Fictosexuality isn't a thing l think we should RUN (runs away as Angel Dust and Alastor chase them)
My VRCHAT family and friends: yea you go girl
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing
Me: looks at them what did you say
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing (teases me) what are ya gonna do now
Me: ANGEL ALASTOR KICK THESE ASSES
Fictophobes: (turns around and sees my beloveds)
Angel Dust: (smirks while carrying his tommy gun) who said that our Girlfriend/boyfriend ain't valid
Alastor: who dares says that my beloved Emerald isn't Valid
Fictophobes: oh shit see I told you we shouldn't say anything that Fictosexuality isn't a thing l think we should RUN (runs away as Angel Dust and Alastor chase them)
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