Guppy Fishing

The act of eating your own cum in a zero-gravity environment.

How come everytime we orbit the earth Buzz Aldrin has to go Guppy Fishing?

by scabpalace June 16, 2010

Fishing for Compliments

The act of criticizing yourself so that others will praise you.

Mackenzie is always complaining about her singing. She's not a bad singer, I don't know why she's fishing for compliments.

by TobyFlenderson January 13, 2015

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

Shore Fishing

While standing on a sandy beach fishing, you have your partner bend over in front of you and fuck her in the ass while you reel in your line.

He screams I got one and she screams it’s a big one.

Kristi went shore fishing last night and caught a big one

by Beach Crew July 11, 2019

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.

Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022

Cart Fishing

When you steal items from someone else's shopping cart.

Ben just did some cart fishing.

by FacadeBen April 26, 2023

Fathima

basically a quiet person who doesn't usually need to voice their opinion but when they do , everyone takes notice. Also, they're batshit around the people they're comfortable with.

Example : if we could all be like the Fathima's of this world.

by Konnichiwachowing August 16, 2017