Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

fitbitting

Walking/running with the primary or sometimes sole intention of achieving your goals on fitbut

honey, I can't put out the trash right now as i need to go fitbitting outside

by manV01 April 17, 2016

Ruin the fitbit economy

Beating your meat

Guy 1: "Well its been a pleasure gentlemen but I have to go ruin the fitbit economy"
Guy 2: "Good luck and godspeed brother"

by Heli110 December 24, 2020

Fitbit Swing

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.

Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.

by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016