fire drill

At school, when your minding your own business and this really loud buzzer comes on out of nowhere and scares you

My school had a fire drill in the rain yesterday.

by thebravoindiacharlietangohotel September 22, 2009

Chinese Fire Drill

1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.

2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade

See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle

1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...

2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.

by Jsten December 9, 2008

NORTH KOREAN FIRE DRILL

exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.

-lets have a chinese fire drill
-fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean
-ok we cant let hesse drive
-north korean fire drill it is.

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z March 29, 2010

Firekills

Firekills is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he is the essential indian guy in the group for diversity, also somehow always gets into memorable quotes (loves mommys)

hey mihoyo, if you want free money just release another mommy in genshin

i will fuck you bro

-Firekills

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

Fire Drill

A Fire Drill is an exercise in futility. This occurs when a meaningless task is performed with no real valuable output. In short it is a big waste of time.

That company meeting was a real fire drill.

I don't have time for your fire drills right now I have actual work to do.

by Fire Chief December 9, 2009

japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Flint Michigan Fire drill

When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.

Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"

by honkyhater69 March 29, 2011