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Fingersnapping

Fingersnapping....is when u are fingering a bird for the first time and over excited u slip and miss ....smashing ur finger on the 'no mans land' between the snatch and the arse....snapping ur finger????
ADAM WAS FINGERING NADINE FOR THE FIRST TIME....HE GOT SO FUCKING EXCITED HE MISSED AND SNAPPED HIS FINGER IN 2 PLACES ON 'THE NO MANS LAND' .....FINGERSNAPPING IS REALLY FUCKING PAINFULL!!!!!!
by PASTIE JIM March 15, 2010
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The Chinese Fingertrap

When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.
Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.
by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018
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Chinese Fingertrap

When you're fucking a girl, and decide to jam one of your arms all the way down her throat, and the other one all the way up her clitoris to the point where your hands link, and you break the girl in half.

The Chinese Fingertrap is not safe and should only be performed if the lady is consenting. Being the creator, I strongly suggest it be don't do it.
Oh man, bro, last night I was banging my girlfriend so she told me to Chinese Fingertrap her. I asked her if she was sure, so she said yes. I killed her, man!
by EricTowers February 28, 2010
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Fingerhash

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers
I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.
by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010
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fingerlapping

When you shake someone's hand and their fingers overlap inside of your grip like a handful of limp noodles.
I knew that guy was a dullard when I shook his hand and experienced some major fingerlapping.
by thomasrthelen March 7, 2011
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fingercake

Warm soft cake only found in tamm.
Also a method of sticking ones fingers into a freshly baked cake and then fingering their partners bhole.
Guy: Tamm is soft and warm and smells like butterscotch
Other guy: duh bro didn't you know she's a fingercake?
by krimpets January 12, 2015
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Fingergraph

When you sign your name with your finger on an electronic pad.
Maybe when Hulk Hogan comes through the airport, we can get his fingergraph.
by Bahdis February 24, 2015
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