ORAL FELLATIO

to perform oral sex, give a blowjob

Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.

by got trophy head November 27, 2009

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Faillatio

When a female performs terrible oral sex. A play on the word Fellatio.

Tom: So what happened with the girl from the bar the other night?
Fred: She started giving me head, but then used her teeth.
Tom: Faillatio!

by b00sted February 16, 2010

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020

fellatiowned

To be owned during the act of performing fellatio.

After being cockslapped across the face, Meghan realised with crushing clarity that she had been fellatiowned.

by jessica and marissa August 28, 2006