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Liquid Fire Shit

A primarily liquid shit, (at least 80%), that comes out of one's asshole feeling reminiscent of molten lead.

These often occur a day or so after ingesting large quantities of spicy food, such as one might do in a Habanaro Pepper eating contest, supplemented with the ingestion of large amounts of liquid, such as at a Habanero Pepper eating contest. The result is an unusually liquidy shit that feel like someone is blowing out your pipes with lava, (technically magma, while still in your rectum).

Needless to say, these shits do not invoke the normal feeling of self-gratification that comes with dumping one's load. On the contrary, it often leaves the shitter's asshole with a terrible burning sensation. This is complimented by the fact that, due to the highly liquid nature of the shit, it oftentimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the mess, leaving the user with a burning AND raw asshole, as well as dozens of annoying dingleberries. The shit is often discolored, and the aftermath is simply a disgusting pool of red or greenish-brown liquid in your toilet bowl. The stench, even with fans, can often last for 17-36 hours.
If you don't want to live through taking a liquid fire shit, avoid pepper eating contests, and large quantities of Mexican food.
by Quacker1 February 19, 2008
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fire dropping

When an individual (usually a close friend) always has to let you know that they are hanging out with someone who works in someway with a highly sought after Fire Department.
Hey dude hanging with LA City guys right now
God no one cares. Your always Fire dropping kook.
by Slayingthebeast November 27, 2014
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Wings of fire

An amazing book series about dragons by Tui. T. Sutherland
Ermine: Hey turtle, What books of wings of fire do you own?

Turtle: ELEVEN OUT OF TWELVE.

Ermine: .....

Turtle: CLIMATE CHANGE!
by IMMABLUETURTLEYASSS June 1, 2018
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Slap Fire

The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.
Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"
by Profound (Brooklyn, ny) July 7, 2010
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Fire Job

The act of completely covering your partners genitals in lighter fluid, or other fuels and proceeding to ignite them via lighter, mitch or flame thrower. After your partners genitals are fully engulfed in flames you procced to put them out (however your partner likes it) with potatos, prefferable luke warm sweet potatos mashed. Your partner will experence emence amoutns of pleasure from this act.
Jill: hey what are you doing tonight Max

Max: nothing but i got some sweet potatos left over from thanks giving

Jill: o are u thinking what im thinking

Max: O yea baby cakes, Fire job.
by Fireman123 December 21, 2008
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SUPA HOT FIRE

the greatest rapper of all time but he's not a rapper
by ajk-sl September 7, 2011
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Fiorella

Fiorella is legit the hottest girl you will ever see

shes thicc asf and no cap she has the best personality and everything you will ever see
she innocent but everyone think shes freaky as hell
shes a latina and you cannot mess wit her
shes smart, funny,sexy, and just perfect
no one is better then her

she will do anything for you

she is amazing. appreciate her and cherish her until the day you die

treat her like the queen she fucking is
Joaquin: bro that girl is fine af

alejandro: ik dude thas Fiorella
Joaquin: no wonder shes perfect
by lailasolano October 14, 2018
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