Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015

fido

A funny nickname for the main character of GTA3, nice alternative to, "the mute dude from GTA3". People call him this in reference to the way Maria kept calling him this throughout the game.

"Good old Fido, he's living proof actions speak louder than words, only a true badass can takeover an entire town and not have to say a single word to anyone!"

by detweeze July 13, 2004

fido

A shitty Canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.

Person 1: Dude, I'm standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest Motorola!!!

Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...

by Young & Freedman October 5, 2005

fidouche bag

A 'fiduciary' or someone charged with the responsibility of handling money that really sucks at it!

You know that Ben Bernaknke turned out to be a real fidouche bag.

Secretary of the Treasury Tim Giethner is a real fidouche bag and his days are numbered.

Did you get the bank loan?
Nah, the loan officer turned out to be such a fidouche bag

by day trader 55 January 27, 2010

Fidoodlecakes

The mortal white feline form of the lurker in the threshold, devourer of stars, keeper of the universe’s equilibrium and the lord of terror.

Yo I’ve told you, stop teabagging my little fidoodlecakes or you will be deleted

by Brumplestiltskin July 11, 2019

Findowing

The act of farting close to an open window of a stranger's house in order to startle them.

I never expected to go prison because of my love of findowing.

by Barrington Bear April 11, 2023

FDOW

Favorite Day of the Week.

Happy FDOW ya'll, let's get after it.

by Snaplatts April 20, 2018