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kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.
When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.
by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004
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Fiddlesticks

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.
Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!
by George Icbar November 18, 2003
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Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.
by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011
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kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.
"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."
by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004
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fiddlesticking

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
by Yeet Master May 30, 2018
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Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”
by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010
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Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019
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