When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.
by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004
Get the kiddy fiddler mug.Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.
Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!
by George Icbar November 18, 2003
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Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.
by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011
Get the Fiddler Crab mug.Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.
by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004
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between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
by Yeet Master May 30, 2018
Get the fiddlesticking mug.The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.
Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”
by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010
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