fibromylupus

A term coined for undiagnosed disease trenders desperately seeking validation from their audience but having little to no actual established symptoms, knowledge, or even the will to learn actual facts about the diseases they claim to have. Thus their day to day ranting about their illness varies widely and changes frequently. God help anyone who dares think their fibromylupus is not real.

Yesterday she claimed to be poisoned, then presented another new list contradicting her previous list of symptoms, ranting again about her "fibromylupus."

by Miss Murder_Horror October 3, 2019

fibrojail

When a person cannot do what they want like they used to before they fell ill to fibromyalgia.

I can't manage to do anything today, I am in fibrojail

by Sisdrenjen February 9, 2020

fibrocalciumite

fi·bro·cal·ci·u·mite

relating to or containing fibrillar fibrils on the same chromosome, especially within the FIF2 and FIF6 genes, and are arranged in two sets of chromosomes and together form a single, common type of bio carcinoma.

"a fibrocalciumite pair"

by qeejh May 13, 2022

Perspiration fibrosis

Exessive sweating, especially from one's hands.

Mort wiped his hands on the desk and left a puddle of sweat behind, leaving him diagnoses with perspiration fibrosis.

by Studular January 26, 2023

cystic fibrLOLsis

Something made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe - it gave you cystic fibrLOLsis.

Kenny Hotz is generally accepted as a leading cause of cystic fibrLOLsis.

by Hugh Dash-Hyphen June 15, 2011

Fibromyalgia

Fibromyalgia is codified bitchiness.

As a woman, I can have fibromyalgia, and so can be a ridiculous bitch. As a male, you can't, and don't.

by modelguy July 4, 2016

fibromangina

This is the male version of fibromyalgia. This is a medical condition that causes males (Grown Men) to whine and complain like little bitches. It is easily recognizable, a typical flare up of fibromangina may include complaints of non visible pains, explanations of how the patient has experienced or is going through unspeakable difficult times that you just can't imagine or how he was wronged at work just to name a few. Studies have shown that there is reason to be alarmed due to the rising numbers of effected males over the last 10 or so years. The research has not found a cure, but there is promise of slowing down the spread of this condition by regular smacks in the face and plenty of kicks in the ass of younger growing males.

co-worker 1 >>> "I can't deal with that little bitch Jacob any more, all he does is fucking whine about shit all day"

co-worker 2 >>> " Dude, give the kid a break, he's just been diagnosed with fibromangina. That shit really mess's with you. I heard it can eventually causes you to grow tits if you don't get a grip on it".

by Moral Oral October 10, 2013