fiscal

an enormous penis

Look at that fiscal, it's so big it wouldn't fit into the sea!

by Jesus and his tractors March 22, 2013

fiscal incest

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.

Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.

by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.

"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."

by Pebacon December 28, 2013

Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative

A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.

“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”

by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023

fiscal cliff

The date after which (for reasons of deteriorating attractiveness) a young man or woman is unable to attract a wealthy spouse/partner/sugar daddy/sugar mama.

"Can't Lucas find rich a queen to pay his bills?" "No way. Have you seen what happened to his abs from all those appletinis? He's gone over the fiscal cliff."

by RiddimJack January 3, 2013

fiscal solvency

when you bust all over a dyke sluts face, preferably mrs. Hubert.

eat a dick you fuckin bitch mrs. Hubert, i know your husband and you get fiscally solvent with your dog, you fucking cumfaced slut rag.

by short face mc nostril May 13, 2003

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004