Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes

I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.

by minpion September 27, 2010

Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

by nessim99 February 23, 2011

fertile month

The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.

Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.

by 9Sisterjal7 December 30, 2014

Fertile af

When you just mad horny and want to receive some intergalactic dome by the baddest dime of all.

Ayo you seen my Bio teacher ? She bad ash im feeling fertile af im trynna acquire some dome from her

by AdolfRizzler69 February 9, 2023

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state

Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010

fertile mertile

A woman who, dispite every possible means of contraception, gets pregnant.

"Oh gosh, Fertile Mertile is poping out another baby."

by Hellflower August 30, 2006