fergus

when something comes out the wrong way
i just puked out my eye sockets aka a fergus
by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019
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Fergus

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea
Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Harry Hendrson November 26, 2008
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fergus

It\\\'s if you\\\'re a man and you\\\'re wearing a tie, if the end section of the tie comes out of your fly.
Person 1:How did the interview go?
Person 2:OK
Person 1:Did you go to toilet after your interview?
Person 2:No, why?
Person 1:Cos\' you\'re having a fergus
by Sean Fredericks February 29, 2008
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Fergus McDonald

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons
by Peter Greer October 02, 2018
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Fergus Falls

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever
I just froze to death in Fergus Falls
by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011
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Fergus Piper

Another definition of these two words is twat. He always turns his back on a girl and talks to her mum instead.
You're such a Fergus Piper!
by QH102 July 29, 2011
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fergus wilson

the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.
BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"
by Dunstt June 18, 2021
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