Fergus

Fergus is a wonderful soul, usually having dark hair and dark eyes. He is quite small and loves his small girlfriend. She is cute and slightly thicc and if her name starts with a G, R or a K. She’s defenitely a keeper. Usually a master of comedy and memes, the pair work well together and it is set to be a long lasting relationship. Fergus should buy his girlfriend more food and one day, a puppy.

“Look at that couple over there, that mans defenitely a fergus!”

by Is that a baritone?101 April 7, 2019

Fergus

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea

Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Harry Hendrson December 15, 2008

fergus

It\\\'s if you\\\'re a man and you\\\'re wearing a tie, if the end section of the tie comes out of your fly.

Person 1:How did the interview go?
Person 2:OK
Person 1:Did you go to toilet after your interview?
Person 2:No, why?
Person 1:Cos\' you\'re having a fergus

by Sean Fredericks March 1, 2008

Fergus McDonald

Smokes crayons

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons

by Peter Greer October 2, 2018

Fergus Falls

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever

I just froze to death in Fergus Falls

by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011

Fergus Piper

Another definition of these two words is twat. He always turns his back on a girl and talks to her mum instead.

You're such a Fergus Piper!

by QH102 July 29, 2011

fergus wilson

the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.

BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"

by Dunstt June 18, 2021