makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

joke insurance fraud

when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.

"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"

by ianpauli November 1, 2009

Nap fraud

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005

Beyond the fraud

When you get your wife home and she has removed all of her body shaping accessories ie. push up bras, spanks, etc. When you finally see her real body figure you have then gone BEYOND THE FRAUD.

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud!

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud

by Kelly Knox June 19, 2018

fraudience

A generic term for fake audiences generally used in such television programmes as sitcoms and chat shows. Canned laughter is a product of said word.

I really wish Friends wouldn't use a fraudience... it detracts from the humor of the show.

by Hendrixx June 16, 2007

Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

fraud bible

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020