Felatiatus Curse

Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses

Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first

by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011

Fellatiation

A form of initiation in which fellatio is a requirement. (note: this was made to keep those annoying fucking seventh grade whores from getting to the back of the bus when they became ninth graders.)

They must go through fellatiation before they can obtain the coveted back seats on the bus.

by method_to_my_madness April 21, 2011

Fellatiate

An associate of an individual who routinely is non-critical of said individual no matter what. Verballing fellating them constantly.

He must pay all his friends. He is a terrible person and his fellatiates never seem to notice.

by StiffBreeze May 22, 2021

Fellatioteer

A person that performs oral sex.

Monica Lewinsky is likely the most famous fellatioteer.

by Infinity 214 January 27, 2017

flatmateship

(n)the state of being in a flatmate type relationship with another.

We need to talk about our current flatmateship,.... you need to flush the toilet, Karen!

by TheArtfulDandger June 5, 2019

filatiating

(verb) The act of inflating someone's shitty ego for personal gain.

That nazis love Trump is right up there with republicans criticizing Biden for not filatiating actual and aspiring fascists Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jong-un.

by monkey3029a March 24, 2021

Flatmate Risotto

When you want to make dinner with your university flatmates so you use the by-products from your orgy with them to make risotto.

Flatmate 1: oh man I really fancy some risotto but the local supermarket is out of ingredients
Flatmate 2: I know, why don't we make Flatmate Risotto?

by HugeDaddy69 January 25, 2022