Zero fucks given

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."

by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

no fucks given

NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.

being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.

by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013

Fecescious

A feeling of nausea, typically accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence; often leading to gross and ill-timed defecations.

Friend: "Hey man, you don't look so good."

Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."

Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."

by I Fly Dairy Air April 17, 2012

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

feck

1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to mean either a) "to steal" or b) "to throw".

2. It's also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland.
It's used a) to express that you're pissed off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you off.
It's not related to the word 'Fuck', and doesn't have any sexual undertones, so is acceptable for polite company.

3. The characters in the sit-com Father Ted made the use of 'Feck' more popular outside of Ireland, most noticeably in the United Kingdom.
Unlike what a lot of people think, the scriptwriters did NOT invent 'feck' to get past censors who didn't allow the word 'fuck'. In fact, 'feck' was used as a mild swear word LONG before Father Ted made it famous!

1. a) "They had fecked cash out of the rector's room." - from James Joyce's 'Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man'.
1. b) "He asked me for a loan of my basketball, so I fecked it across the yard to him."

2. a) Priest: "Ah, feck! I left my keys at home."
Polite Ladies: "That's an awful shame."
2. b). "That bouncer was a right old fecker for not letting us in."

3. Father Jack: "DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

by larlyint December 9, 2007

twi-fucks

The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.

Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!

by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010

zero fucks mood

The mood in which someone is in a mood of giving zero fucks about anything and everything

Tom: "Hey Lewis, how are you?"
Lewis: "I'm in a zero fucks mood right now,"

by Badfox November 11, 2016