9 February

National kiss your gay friend day! It will certainly make him very happy

Peter : hey, why did you kiss me
John : oh, it’s 9 February!
Peter : ok! WAIT WHAT

by thesussywordgiver February 8, 2023

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 9

National slap ass day!!

Hey baby!! It’s is February 9!!

by coolguy16383 February 8, 2023

February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.

My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly

by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021