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faucet feelings 

The ability to turn it on hot for a short time, showering someone with feelings of affection. And then, just like turning off one knob and cranking on the other, you douse some with your ice cold rejection.
He hit me with faucet feelings. One day, things were going perfectly with us. The next day, he suddenly changed his whole game and ghosted on me. Faucet feelings.

faucet puking 

puking without gaging; puking like someone turned your mouth into a faucet
you're friend was so drunk he was faucet puking off the table
faucet puking by cketchmark November 21, 2010

Faucet Face 

A person who drinks water from the tap.
Wow, Karen is a Faucet Face! Look at her drinkin' that hose water!
Faucet Face by mtgentry February 10, 2010

Faucet failure

Teenage girl who spiked in followers from creating a dance to the Cuphead song during tiktoks early days but later got her account banned
Dude I miss faucet failure and her account
Faucet failure by Names12345678910 February 26, 2021

faucet flatulence 

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".
I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

faucet hoe 

someone who cries about everything under the sun. an emotional bitch
Markus: “Kelly you’re such a faucet hoe”
Me: “I know
faucet hoe by mydogmoose June 22, 2019