An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.
by kmort April 10, 2007
Get the Fastard mug.Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
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faszta • Fastard • Fashtag • Fashtastic • Fashtard • fasta • Fastalgia • fashtabulous • fashtastrophy • fasstacular
that cheese and lettuce sandwich was faztacular.
by Rachel Otto August 9, 2006
Get the faztacular mug.A private citizen or government official who, despite the dire consequences their actions create, does whatever they feel like doing for the momentary pleasure they will receive or favor they will gain. Pathological.
That bunch of fastards went to the beach even though their families were huddled in their homes during the pandemic.
Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.
Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.
by mrb2563 March 23, 2020
Get the Fastard mug.The term “fastarlini” is a word created by Expressions Oozing. It was originally called “fastard” which was a nice way of the saying the swear word “bas*ar*”. However as Expressions was so angry the word “fastard” was not adequate enough so he decided to add the word “lini” to make it sound more aggressive.
by Djhgjf May 17, 2020
Get the fastarlini mug.A person, usually brainwashed by mainstream fashion trends, who makes rules about what an individual can or can't wear or buy. The average fashion editor can be considered a fashtard; any person writing for, reading, or buying Glamour magazine would be immediatly labeled a fashtard; people who refuse to buy non-name-brand items and people who believe in the term must-have are straight-up fashtards.
Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.
Fashtards are highly influential people, and if encountered during day-to-day life, prove very easy to fuck with. Try telling a suspected fashtard of a new fashion trend or rule that everyone is following in some other part of the world, and see if they don't tell all their friends. Give a fashtard the most hideous dress, citing its heyday 40 years ago, and they will proudly tote it as vintage.
If you are reading this, you most likely followed a link from my site and are a fashtard. I know about your type..
by Sullen Girl October 10, 2006
Get the Fashtard mug.1) v. Acting in a crazy, fast-paced manner.
2) n. One who lives life "in the fast lane."
3) n. A tall glass of cold water, or any other clear liquid e.g. Zhenka Vodka
2) n. One who lives life "in the fast lane."
3) n. A tall glass of cold water, or any other clear liquid e.g. Zhenka Vodka
1) Wow Matt is fastatuding through that math quiz.
2) With a Dodge Stealth like like that, he's quite a fastatude.
3) While you're in the kitchen get me a fastatude.
2) With a Dodge Stealth like like that, he's quite a fastatude.
3) While you're in the kitchen get me a fastatude.
by J Whiff May 1, 2006
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