Farmville 

A facebook application that constantly needs to remind people about Person A's lonely gray kitten.

Average day with a Farmville player.

"Person A needs a bushel of hay!"

"Person A encountered an ugly duckling."

"Person A grew the biggest pumpkin!"

"Are you sure you want to de-friend Person A?"

Farmville by Crunch Demon April 28, 2010

farmville guru 

one who has little knowledge of agricultural farming, yet owns everybody in farmville on facebook.

eddie is the consummate farmville guru.

farmville guru by countrybumkin555 May 13, 2010

farmville raped 

When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.

Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.

farmville raped by zachwarhawk December 13, 2010

Farmville 

A really addictive Facebook application where the user has a virtual avatar who is a farmer. Players earn coins by growing different types of crops/trees and owning animals. As you earn more money and getting more experience from growing crops etc. you move up levels, unlocking other items.
You can also add other friends playing the games as 'neighbours'.

Hannah is now your neighbour in Farmville! Click here to visit her farm.

Farmville by Ahoy Ahoy :) August 10, 2009

Farmville Pants 

When out shopping with friends you happen to notice a pair of farmville pants. Anything that represents a farmer, redneck, or just so happens to look like something a farmville addict might wear while plowing their fields and spending time wasting their lifes away.

Sue - "Hey look a pair of farmville pants!"
Molly - "You think i would look hot wearing those while plowing the fields?"
Sue - "Are you serious"

Farmville Pants by Farmer in the dell February 4, 2010

Farmville 

A wayy too addictive application that is taking over lives and causing students around the world to play it, rather then do their newspaper stories.

Haley: Yeah! I'm level 20 I can plant tomatoes now.

Hannah: I can't wait to plant coffee.

Ashley: Don't we have articles due soon.

Haley and Hannah: DGAF Farmville time.

Farmville by Jolly_Rancher October 2, 2009

farmville 

hello
I am farmville
a freak who will turn you crazy. I am a game in which you get to wait for the crops to grow. Its easy. stare at the screen and your crops grow. '
Also, you can buy stuff for people

person 1: guess what honey we got a dog
person 2: thats great where is he?
person 1: go to farmville and see him now
person 2" farmvile? yipeee! we have a dog on farmville. now he can eat my rotting stinking crops!!

farmville by realcrazyperson May 24, 2010