farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

FakeNBake

What one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent

I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back.

by Gert November 25, 2003

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Fuck Farten

People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.

Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?

by JenKar October 19, 2010

Farkn

adj., adv. chiefly Aussie slang. Thanks to Blanksie.
Used as an intensifier within a sentence for effect.

That girl is farkn hot as hell.

by tmack505 March 10, 2007

Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

flarkenhob

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.

You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!

by Flarker November 10, 2010