Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

the despair faction

A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.

wow on 30 bucks! im in!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 8, 2004

improper fraction

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.

"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"

by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

Overreaction Faction

The group of people who inevitably make a huge deal out of something that is either innocuous, or attempting to be humorous.

Did you see that article the ASPCA posted about the giraffe fighting rings? That is not funny! It is disgusting and I am going to form an Overreaction Faction with my other hippie friends!!!

by MxRacer February 22, 2011

ass fraction

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

Past factions

When a minecraft hcf gets mad and makes you list the past minecraft factions you were in.

Thats cool and on but past factions???? exactly stfu random.

by RevengeRez March 5, 2021

The Despair Faction

A fan club for One of the greatest bands of all time, AFI. It costs thirty dollars to join, and all who join get a special package and special advantages.

Guy: Dude! I joined the DF!
other guy: Dude! I'm so jealous! That's a hardcore group of fans! and you get special stuff!
Guy: Dude! I know!

by Ashley October 22, 2003