fajita scale

The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.

F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets

I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.

by ajm26 October 4, 2013

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!

My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...

by hobojo456 August 17, 2010

fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.

ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian

by rocky October 29, 2003

fapstalgia

The nostalgic feeling one gets when finding old pornography.

Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.

by CockslapMcCool April 14, 2014

fajita creampie

fajita with a spread of ranch dressing creating a creampie effect when folded

Do you like your fajitas with thousand island sauce?

No, I prefer a fajita creampie instead

by liuquil July 23, 2018

Fapinator

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction

Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.

by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010

Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008