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Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.
Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
nut fanning by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

Clam fanning 

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.
We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.
Clam fanning by pork salad June 19, 2014

Dakota Fanning 

1.noun. The surprising moment when one realizes that a little girl is growing up to become or has become an attractive woman.
2.verb. The process of a female leaving childhood and growing into an attractive woman.

Dakota Fanning is a critically acclaimed former child actress who stunned the world when she started growing up into a gorgeous and glamorous woman.
"I remember when she was just a kid. Now she's totally Dakota Fanning!"
"Oh yeah, she started Dakota Fanning last year."
"That's your little sister? Wow she's really Dakota Fanning!"
"She freaks me out. Last time I saw her she was just a kid. Now she's completely Dakota Fanning'd!"
"Better watch out, when she gets older she's gonna Dakota Fanning."

Dakota Fanning by nonononoi March 13, 2009

booty fanning 

v. Fangirling over a fine ass booty
//hey did you see grants butt? I'm totally booty fanning//

Hand Fanning 

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.
Dont be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!