Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

Fanagle

1. To Fanagle or the act of Fanagling would to be to pull an extreme hustle, to change the winds of fate into your favor.
2. The trailer-park way to do things often referred to as scandalous/shady

I didn't have the cash to get into the show, so i had to fanagle myself a ticket somehow.

by ...Shmo... January 13, 2007

fanapalgated

used to describe one's state of extreme highness, usually caused by high doses of marijuana inhalation and/or consumption.

After a long period of silence, Jeremy said "I feel so fanapalgated," at which point he let out a long uncontrolled burst of laughter.

by Go SHARKS August 15, 2006

fanager

a fan that tries to act like they are a manager by attempting to book the performer for an appearance somewhere

Fan: Hey, you guys are awesome! You should totally play this sucky little dive in the middle of nowhere where only myself and a few other drunks go to hang out. I think they have an opening next Saturday, you should be there!
Performer: What, now you're my fanager!

by DumbPunkKid December 29, 2008

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014