commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Fallon

a term used to describe a really hot girl. a term meaning incredibly sexy. a boy magnet. a hottie with a body!

An example of Fallon would be a girl named Fallon, duh!

by Jasey Rae February 5, 2008

Fallon

1) A word used to describe an exceptionally dangerous ninja.
2) A senior ninja- often found training others or out assassinating people on secret missions.

The prime minister had been killed during his speach, but it all happened so fast no one could see what happened.
This was undoubtedly the work of a fallon.

by Jonypony September 20, 2008

Fallon Taylor

One of the BEST barrel racers of ALL TIME!!! She won the huston Texas rodeo of 1997 at the age of 14!! She does vlogs on her YouTube channel, and is overall one of my IDOLS!! Her most well known barrel horse, is Babyflo, who was released as a Bryer (model horse) in 2015. When the model was released, many people thought Babyflo's scar below her ear was a paint chip, so many buyers called in. Taylor became 7-time NFR qualifier in the 2014 world championship. Taylor grew up in Tampa Florida, but moved to Texas when she was 6.

Kasey: I LOVE Fallon Taylor!! She is my IDOL

Leslie: OMG!! ME TOO!!
Kasey: I'm gonna be just like her!!

Leslie: dude, you haven't even had your first barrel lesson yet!

by Lil Pouch July 15, 2018

Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is a former cast member of the popular NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. He is often referred to negatively as he often broke character or laughed during scenes. He went on to star in such films as Taxi alongside Queen Latifa, and Fever Pitch with Drew Barrymore.

Jimmy Fallon can also be used as a verb. When someone is expressing qualities that Jimmy Fallon often does, they would be "pulling a Jimmy Fallon."

Ben: "Hey Sean, did you watch Saturday Night Live last night?"
Sean: "Yes, it was pretty good, but I was a little distracted by Jimmy Fallon's hysterical laughing."
Ben: "Yeah, at first it was kind of funny when he forgot a line and started chuckling, but now it's getting a little old."

or

Ben: "And then the man went over to...*laughing*"
Sean: "Alright, cut. We have to keep starting the scene over because Ben's pulling a Jimmy Fallon."
Ben: "I'm sorry, I just find myself so entertaining."

by Ben Harris June 18, 2006

fallonized

taking advantage of, borrowing with no intent to return, to sponge, to skulk, mooch, trying to get over, not having money while going out, trying to get free drinks, never willing contribute in any way. Always wanting something for nothing.

I totally got fallonized today, I took you to the store for gas money, you never gave me the money.

by thepacklife October 5, 2009

Jimmy Fallon

1. (verb) To perform an action prematurely, such as when Jimmy Fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an SNL sketch.

2. (noun) Possibly the biggest, most inept cocksucker to ever come out of Saturday Night Live. Everyone who loved him has shunned him Amish Style. Commonly referred to as "The Man who somehow made a living with no actual talent", this fuckstick somehow convinced some dumb fuck of an executive to give him a fucking show. If you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.

Before the chick had a chance to pull it out, I Jimmy Falloned all over the inside of my pants.

by Fallon in Her Face May 2, 2009