Faff 

Fuck a father figure

Faff I never needed him

Faff by Nicole1029 June 4, 2018

FAFF 

Flat as Fuck Freidly

Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.

FAFF by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

Faff 

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

Faff by Numpumpum March 24, 2020

Faff 

Acronym/Adjective

The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.

An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.

Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.

And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!

Fudds love Faffs!

Faff by jayrango.us April 27, 2024

Faff 

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ

Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up

Faff by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

Faff King 

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

Faff King by urbankat11 February 1, 2018

faff [faffer] 

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

faff [faffer] by Nina24 June 30, 2005