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Falentine

Cali reflected kaden when asked to be his valentine. But Cali then thought about it more and desired for them to be falentines.
by Bryan’s P January 30, 2019
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Fapentines Day

When you're alone on Valentines Day so you basically spend the day fapping to Porn.

Happy Fapentines Day!
Scenario 1
Marko: So Bryan you got any plans for Valentines Day?
Bryan: It's another Fapentines Day for me Bro. Jen text dumped 5 days ago. So my plans are being holed up in my room and fapping away.

Scenario 2
Anne: Hey Alice you manage to find a date for Valentines?

Alice: Sadly no, It's Fapentines Day for me. I've already bought my lube and charged up my vibrator. Gonna scrounge porn hub later.
by mrperson123 February 14, 2020
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Fatstinent

When you are involuntarily celibate due to your weight. You are abstinent because you are fat.
In high school I was fatstinent
by Genny from the Roc November 20, 2021
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fabstinent

Being fabulously abstinent
Girl 1: “I know you wanna have sex with him
Girl 2: “I can’t. I’m fabstinent.”
by futurefixed September 14, 2023
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failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose
Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time
by Littleantukins January 31, 2024
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